*:. A CAT'S TALE .:*

dedicated to: me myself....by: an ting & becca (the authors)

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Stephanie. She was born in a rich family and was treated like a princess everyday. Since young, she was fed with golden spoon. Fairies from all over the world gave her good blessings when she was born. BUT, one evil witch named Michelle a.k.a babi was jealous of her. Therefore, she tranformed herself into a beautiful fairy! [transformer theme song played] But because of her weakness in magic, her so-called beautiful fairy is actually a PIG!! She look just like herself, only cleaner. As she was admiring herself in the mirror, she came up with a terrible oinky plan...

*oink oink*

*poof*

She transformed back to her beautiful-self and begin to wonder above all the wonderfully womderfull things she Has! But it was not enough for her! ...i mean she acted in alot of movies, such as CJ7, the Spiderwick Chronicles, Kung-Fu Panda, Shrek 3 and so on. After all, she deserves better than this! Although she acted in alot of movies, but she was never the main character. She decided to take her revenge on the 'PRINCESS' Stephanie.

Stephanie, who was totally unaware of the danger she is facing, grew up beautifully. every man in the world have eyes only for her, and she was known as the "perfect" girl. But she as not perfect, nobody is. The only weakness is she eats alot and never gets fat! wait.....that's not exactly the weakness. Scratch that. The REAL weakness and secret is...[drumrolls] she transformed into a cat when there's full moon! of coourse, nobody knows about this except herself and her parents. Not even the babi. But nowadays, they don't bother about those issues. Life Goes On.....especially when you're living in one hell of a difficult Life. lol. Anyway, yeah...the babi was picking on birds, her source of survival! *birds dipping* Suddenly, all that was left were feathers flying.

Where's the birds? IN THE BABI...*she laughs wickedly and ran away swiftly*

After her delicious meal of....birds! She hid behind a bush of princess Stephanie's castles

(i know...of all places, she could GO IN) What a Weird Piggy!

After waiting for 3 days 3 nights without eating, she finally found a way in the castle!!(Hooray) She realized that she need to use a cuteness of a piglet. She came up to the guards. She look at them with her big watery 'lala' eyes and beg them to let her in. At first, the guards wanted to grill her as they did not eat 'ba qua' for a very looooong time. after all, they don't sell it there. The gurads started having the flash back of the movie they saw, "i not stupid'. They started to follow the girls in the movie and show off thier teeth. The babi got scared and started singing the Mercy song. "i'm begging you for mercy...yea yea yea" Then, from nowhere background music started playing. The guards were so shocked that the babi can sing! Eventhough she sang poorly. They quickly brought her in the castle to please Stephanie as they know that Stephanie always wanted a special pig.

*poof* she transformed herself into more appropriate look! more human likethan animal this time. She approached Stephanie slowly (who was in a shocked to see how amazing a pig's power could be) "Whoa......do that again! I so wanna see a replay!" She demanded excitingly.lol.....

Well, the babi was like "oh well, what the hey...it's your last day in this world anyway!" She said in her heart. Actually she was happy that Stephanie wanted to see her act. Then she changed her self again. [tranformer theme song play again]. Stephanie was so fascinated and ask for an encore. And so, the babi transformed her self for many times from day to night.

Outside Stephanie's room, the guards suddenly got smart(light bulb!) and grew suspicious about the babi. Quickly they informed the king and queen who informed the 'knight', Jason! They have never seen Jason before, but they heard that he is a wonderful knight and could save thier daughter!

Back in Stephanie's room, its getting darker. And worse still, that night is full moon. When babi finally realize that she was suppose to change Stephanie into a bird so that she can ear her. Stephanie's body started to evolve and form into a cat. She was so shocked. Before she could say anything, A bright light suddenly appear in the room. Then they heard a voice "princess! I've came to save you!" When the babi and cat take a good look at the person, all they see was a walking lamp post is actually Jason the Knight!Looks like the king and queenwere mistaken about Jason who is the "light" not the ''knight"! Then the lamp post take a good lookin the room and saw a pig and a cat. Then he said, "Darn! i'm came to the barn. How could i be so stupid?. I think my batteries are gone low. Do you animals know where's the princess' room?. I'm suppose to rescue her...(crickets sound) "Nevermind", he said. Then he walk out of the room. Felt disspointed as he left. Stephanie quickly left out a loud cry, only princess Stephanie could do this to tell the real "princess". The light or knight Jason turned back and took a good look at both the animals...a cat...a pig...and himself...a lamp post. He whispered to himself...my mind is playing tricks on me. (He switch on & off) But that did not stopped Stephanie from proving herself to her "ligfht or knight". She keeps on saying, "help, I'm the princess" but all Jason could hear is "meow meow meow". Then, suddenly out of nowhere, the transformer sound appeared.

Her name is Rebecca. "yes, how may i help you, sir?" She asked. Then the lamp post answered. "Do you speak 'foreign language', because I don't get a single word coming out from that skinny cat?!!???"... Rebecca said,"of course, dumbass, why on earth would i be here? doink! DO NOT UNSERESTIMSTE ME!" Rebecca speaks fluently in that particular language. So, translated it perfectly in English. lol. Rebecca explained everything to Jason. Jason finally came to his senses(light bulb came on) and Jason shared his problems to Stephanie about his curse and how to break it. The babi suddenly got tired & hungry so she went out to hunt for birds. Suddenly out of the blue, a furious dragon named Rosalinda(an ting) ate babi up and laughed out loud.....L-O-L..

Meanwhile, the lamp post explained to the cat that he's actually a prince who is cursed when he was small. He would turn into a lamp post when there is a full moon. A kind fair once told him that if he could find a cat who always sing the 'Mercy' song...you could break ur curse and find True Love~<3

The cat realized that he is talking about herself and started singging the song. Obviously, they both got hitched....NOT!!

They were so happy that they found each other! When the cat kissed the lamp post on the cheek, she got electrocuted and went unconcious. When she woke up, the handsome prince was standing in front of her. Then she asked, "Are you jason?" Then he shailed and showed his pearl whit teeth. "I hope not....lol.....haha......no i'm not.(thank god).Jason is there" Stephanie looked at other side and saw the human form of Jason. He looked darker. Dunno why.."well, Jason looked cute"Steph thinks.....After that, Stephanie and Jason went to explain the whole story to her parents. And of course, they lived happily ever after. Or so it seems.............

THE END

BY: AN TING & BECCA =p